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The Idiot is home and he's met his new boss, the Little Idiot.

I am disappointed how well they've been getting along so far, but I can see that Nova (the Little Idiot) has been pulling punches. Once he lets those fly and goes on attack, we're in for a show. I will keep the camera at the ready.

Welcome home, dummy! We missed you!

(Thanks to Cornell for taking such good care of The Idiot.)

"That's My Bench Fry!"

NYC Marathoner Doesn't Give Up, Finishes in 14 Days

Idiot. He probably could've come in at about 6 hours if he'd left the footwear at home.

Image courtesy of Cornell and his girl.

Kangaroos Need Love Too

Or do they?

He's No Scent Hound...

...or he'd have passed out by now.

He finds this a comfortable way to 'rest'. Weirdo.

Image (and room and board) courtesy of Cornell.

The Other Idiot

When The (Original) Idiot gets home he may get dumbed down by this creature, The Genius in a Plastic Bag. No, we didn't put it on him. He thought it would be a good idea to go sit in a plastic bag left on the floor and this is the result of his attempt to get out of it. Cat/bag adage joke anyone?

What Fire? The Idiot Sees an Uncooked Burger

You won't see this Idiot riding around on fire trucks any time soon. You may, however, see him sitting on the lawn in front of what's left of a charred house.


Mmmm, condensation!

Photos by Seth Barr.

What the...?

Apparently Hugh Hefner is enjoying Ft. Greene. Maybe next week we'll see a photo of him in a satin robe making his way to the hot-tub with a couple of honeys.

"So I says to this dumb horse..."

...Oh, wait, he's right behind me isn't he?"




(Photo and 'joke' credit go to The Idiot's current host in Ft. Greene who probably wants to remain nameless. We'll see.)

Yes, We Can Still See You, Idiot

Maybe it would be tough in the dark, but we live in NYC, pal, where it never gets dark (expect for that time in August 2003 but even then your smell and relentless whining gave you away). So, no matter how closely you match the dirt, we can still see you, even at night.

The Idiot Due to Return By Month's End

The Idiot will slowly be working his way through Brooklyn on his way back to Manhattan. He should be back here by October 1st after a few weeks' work as a tick magnet in Ft. Greene.

The Idiot Still Enjoying Brooklyn